MILF-racer Fidelma is tax-dodger & local nuisance

Glamorous Galway Senator Fidelma Healy Eames has been fined €1,850 after pleading guilty to a long list of road traffic offences, including Tweeting on her phone about her high speeds, playing Connect 4 on her dashboard over a Skype call with a friend in nearby Headford and spinning her car in “doughnut” style maneuvers to impress nearby friends and fellow TDs.

The senator, from Oranmore in Galway, also pleaded guilty at Galway District Court today to three charges of driving without tax, four counts of driving with an excessive window tint and gigantic exhaust pipes, three counts of being a public nuisance & noise pollution, and sundry other driving offenses related to road racing and NCT concerns.

A fifth charge of loudly revving the engine at a checkpoint while pretending to mouth the answers to a Garda’s questions was dropped after it was deemed too difficult to prove in a District Court case.

Terryland car park victimised

The fine charges related to three incidents ranging from March to July of this year where Ms Healy Eames was first observed driving with no tax, no license, no insurance, a large illegal exhaust, heavily tinted windows and “Max Power” stickers all over her windscreen which obscured her field of vision. She was stopped by Garda Garrett Cafferkey on a second occasion in June where she was eating spaghetti bolognese from a Tupperware container and simultaneously texting on her phone and steering the car with her knees. On further inspection by Garda Cafferkey, the text was found to read “eatin spag bol in da car LOL…gud times”. She was notified of a possibility of a court date at this time.

Fidelma's Renault 5, dubbed "Claddagh Lightning"

 

The final occasion found Healy-Eames “drifting” her heavily modified Renault 5 through the Terryland carpark in Galway city for the entertainmnet of a number of fellow Dáil members in attendance who were cautioned for public intoxication. The senator was in the process of deftly skidmarking a crude phallus-and-testicles design onto the tarmac with her wheels when Garda Dierdre Brannigan made the arrest. The officer noted that at the time of the arrest, the Senator had her head sticking out of the window making sure she got the curvature of the testicles anatomically correct and was deep in concentration “with her tongue sticking out the side of her gob”. Garda Brannigan impounded her car, which had the words “SMOKE HASH” embroidered in matching font on the driver and passenger bucket seats.  The word “TUPAC is a ryde” was also daubed in Tip-Ex along the handbrake handle.

 

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